Alas, I wasn't able to get a shot of the eyes. This one was quite active. Can we call it the life raft mite? The unplanned-water-landing mite? The let's-hope-it doesn't-come-to-cannibalism-but-let's-face-it-there's-gonna-be-canniablism mite?

If you really want to have your mind blown, check out @mrmacro's truly amazing photos of these things. I just learned about this group of mites a week or two ago from looking at their photos, so I was psyched to find one. This is 1-2 mm long.